Saturday, March 5, 2011

Just Can't Get Enough: Drugs. Hookers. Tweets. Winning.



 What we've learned:  Drugs are bad, but winning feels so good.

Winning:  

1. Successful; victorious.
2. Attractive; charming: a winning personality; a winning smile.
3. Charlie Sheen.


Winning Quotes:

On being high:  "I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."

On being high: “I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?.”

On Sobriety: " Look at me! Duh!"

On Porn Stars:  "They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it. "

On partying: "I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how I party man, it's epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children."

On partying with him:  "I've exposed people to magic. You’ve been given magic. You’ve been given gold."

 On Himself: "I’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

Bottom Line:  "Winning."

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